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Derogatory term often used to describe someone who makes farts with such a potent aroma that they could knock someone in the near vicinity on his or her ass. The fartknocker is the producer of said fart, not to be confused with the fartknockee, he who is accosted by the pungent fart.
That greasy kid in the front row is such a fartknocker.
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A stingy, lowly sort of fellow who blows hot air out of his/her rectum. esp. a boss in a sweat-shop
Your boss, Tony, is a real fartknocker.
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1. When having anal sex and the anal o-ring blows out and fart start blowing out while you're pushing.
2. Original origin was used by homosexuals to describe other homosexuals that took it in the butt a lot and got loose.
Last night I was banging the back door out of Nicole and after about 5 minutes I started fartknocking.
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A dancer employed on shitty music videos to detract attention from the lead performer's fat arse, dodgy eye etc.
"Typical of Britney to bring in Mr Buttholio and the twirling fartknockers"
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Someone who switches their loyalties with the wind, like with a sportfan who just roots for the winning team win they have had a winning streak rather than staying with their own team.
"Chris says he is a Redskins fan but he is rooting for the Cowboys.. What a fartknocker!"
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The act of having anal sex and farting while she is getting fucked in the ass
I fucked Trish last night and she was a fartknocker
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It was a drinking game to keep people from driving drunk. I first heard the term in the late 1960’s.
Imagine a group of men in a bar, getting inebriated and passing gas. When a guy passed gas, the men would have to state the name of their favorite beer, followed by 3 quick knocks. The one with the slowest response time was labeled the (slowest) fart knocker; and accordingly had to stick around (as in not leave yet), as that was the most impaired person.
After saying the name of his favorite beer, he took forever to get his 3 knocks in; thereby being declared The Fartknocker.
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