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Fat Man pants are elasticated, comfortable trousers worn by the more gluttonous members of society. They stretch, they're comfortable and supply a beautiful breeze whilst wearing them and going commando simultaneously. They can be worn at all events and weddings are often frequented by fat men in fat man pants.
Ricey: You hitting club trax tonight?
The Cardinal: Aye, coming straight from a wedding
Mad-fuck Hanna: Club Trax in a tux?
The Cardinal: Obviously not, I'm hitting it in my burgundy fat man pants and straw hat.
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A scotch egg.
I had a fat man's apple for breakfast today.
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A fat overweight man who's mad at the world and suffer from asperger's syndrome and hair loss. A grotesque sight to behold and angry at everyone around them including their own mother whom they make life a living hell for.
That angry fat man needs some lovin. Someone give him a pity fuck.
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The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,
Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.
(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,
(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.
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A man with a gut so perfect and round ladies are drawn and want to touch just like Buddha.
Jim's fat mans charm got him laid again.
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the milk that lactates out of a fat man's tits
you can get the same out by squeezing the tits like a cow but the best way is to make him chase a doughnut like a fucking dog
bro, I'm thirsty as fuck
man you look like you need some fat man milk
bro, I could kill for some right now
yea me too
oh come here, fat boy