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to go room to room in your house or apartment spraying Febreze to cover the smell of something you shouldn't be doing; like smoking weed.
Josh- "We shouldn't have smoked that bowl!"
Shawn- "Why not?"
Josh- "Because my Moms coming home and she will smell it! She's like a bloodhound!"
Shawn- "Oh shit! You better do a Full Febreze!"
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When the pussy is so foul smelling that you have to spray Febreze while giving backshots
Person 1: Hey man how the pussy last night with that girl you hooked up with?
Person 2: It was so bad I had to give her Febreze Backshots.
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the old man's way of getting the wife off your back to avoid doing any upholstery shampoo cleaning
Roxy: Fred, fido pissed on the sofa again Fred: febreze it honey
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When a dirty article of clothing is sprayed excessively in Febreeze before it is quickly dried in a Dryer.
Mike was in a hurry so he Febreze Pressed his Favorite shirt.
Ryan's dress pants were wrinkled so instead of wasting time ironing, he Febreze Pressed them.
Originated in Hillsborough
A layer that exists between lower and upper management that prevents the stink from rising to the top.
That is definitely an issue. Do you think it will make it above the Febreze layer.
The act of Farting in a matter which it sounds like you have spayed some febreze, sometimes confusing people into thinking that plesant smells are about to embace them-will piss your friends off.
Person 1: Dude what smells like shit in here.
Person 2: Sorry I'm spaying febreze
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Other wise known as the tiniest penis on the planet, the person who owns a febreze dick believes they are the shit and have a massive cock. But actually, it is quite the opposite.
Yo, Jake thinks he has a febreze dick, what a dumbass!
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