feng shit

a total feng shui fail

This is feng shit!! We just spent $50,000 upgrading the "environment" of the office and I now face directly into the corner.

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feng shui

The ancient chinese art of rearranging things to channel energy and give aesthetic pleasure, namely your money into the pocket of a practitioner

"Ahh this house have bad energy, feng shui not good, money in wrong place, should be in my wallet"

"ahh much better!"

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feng shui

Used as a verb, "feng shui" means making a bad situation into a good situation by acting right. It could also refer to being cool, discreet, collected, and nonchalant. It can be similar to "Lope."

"So, was the party you went to awkward? You didn't know anyone there."
"Nah, I feng shuied it."

"Cops are here. Feng shui it."

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Feng Shui

Chinese for obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD).

Ed: Dude I see your mom rearranged your living room again.

Zander: Yeah man, her Feng Shui is totally acting up again.

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jian feng

Someone who hides his feelings.

Are you sad? I'm a jian feng.

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Alexander Feng

A great celebrity.
He starred in the short film Chinese Video 1 2 and 3.

1: DUDE ARE YOU??
2: Im so cool im just like Alexander Feng!

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alexander feng

Alexander Feng Greatest Short Filmmaker of all time.

A: WOW YOUR ALEXANDER FENG!
B: I know... I know... Im the greatest film maker of all time...

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