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A vow taken by a pornstar, that when she gets married, she will only do porn scenes with her hubby, usually a male pornstar too, and not with another dude.
"While Jenna Jameson was married to Justin Sterling, she never fucked another guy in front of the camera"
"Dude! That what I would call porn fidelity"
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1. Fidelity is the accuracy with which an electronic system reproduces the sound or image of its input signal.
Therefore the expression "High Fidelity" would indicate that a system, in the case of sound, is producing slick and high quality sound through its speakers.
2. Fidelity is also another word for faithfulness
3. An awesome film, which is a play on the meaning of Fidelity where the story is about music and love and therefore a mixture of the two meanings.
1. Damn! Them new speakers have high fidelity!
2. His fidelity isn't his strong point
3. Man I love that film High Fidelity! Jack Black is seriously funny and the soundtrack kicks arse!
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An bloke who's been pissing Americans off with style for 40 years!!!
'Worried, his as worried as Fidel Castro'
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When a male inserts his cigar into the female's vagina, fondels her with it, then smokes it.
Bill Clinton performed a "Fidel Castro" on Monica Lewinsky, during their affair in the oval office.
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Communist dictator of Cuba, who has ruled since 1959. Castro is a self-proclaimed Marxist-Leninist. He overthrew dictator Fulgencio Batista with promises of establishing a democratic government in Cuba. Instead, he moved the country towards communism by confiscating private businesses, doing away with private property, rationing food, and executing the communist opposition. Castro made the communist party the only legal party in the country, doing away with multi-party elections that are free and democratic. There is no freedom of speech, expression, and due process, and there is little freedom of religion.
Idiot: "Fidel Castro is the President and liberator of Cuba"
Cuban: "If by President you mean dictator and by liberator you mean oppressor, then yes."
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Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.
Babe, seriously, we're watching a movie and I know you're checking your Fidelity Porn again.