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you buy a chicken supreme burrito combo from taco bell and wrap it around your penis and set your girlfriend on fire and put it out with an extra large mountain dew while doing her in the ass
So I brought tracy home after a nice dinner from taco bell and I put her out with the mexican firehose
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When liquid feces exits the rectum at a velocity that is reminiscent of a firehose.
"Aw man, I picked up my dog when she was sick and she pulled a Colombian firehose all over my leg
The act of drinking a glass of carolina reaper pepper juice and later pissing in your partners mouth so they feel the effect of the peppers.
Man 1: I gave my girl a carolina firehose yesterday. She had to drink so much milk.
Man 2: yo what the fuck dude
A man with an unholy attribute that allows him to remove all urine from his bladder in under five seconds, with the escaping liquid making the sound of a firehose.
I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.
when you light a girls bush on fire and you put the fire out with your cum
my girlfriend hates doing the arabian firehoser
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When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and then the guy blows his load so that it comes out her nose.
"Dude, I was gettin' head from some hoe and I blew my load and it came out her nose! Totally gave here the Hungarian Firehose!"
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Spontaneous discharge of the mainline in a nautical setting.
I got so excited during the Shellback ceremony I nearly blew my Saltwater Firehose.