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Bobby Fischer

The son of two pacifists: his dad was a German national biochemist and his mom was a secular atheist Jew physician from New York; the couple met at an international peace conference. Two children before the split, a girl and a boy. The mom had trouble keeping a job, she did things like chaining herself to the White House fence to protest the *Korean* War. If winning in life means winning and sharing approval, Bobby was a loser from the start compared to his sister. As products of outmarriage, Sis married a doctor and became a successful Republican wife while Bobby had fags set on him by polite society and was isolated. Bobby tried quitting in 1963 and again in 1968 but he kept getting roped into competing with the Soviets at chess; he couldn't hold a job, kept getting robbed and needed the money. The Soviets knew the game beyond the game, they cooperated on outcomes when playing each other. If you was ever asked who should win Fischer-Spassky 1972, the *only* correct answer was to say, "I love Dr. Zhivago, Fischer is the best chess player but the worst of both worlds in the East/West Cold War split. Spassky is devastated by his divorce but has found a new love with a female French diplomat and he wants to flee with her thru the snow in a sled and escape the wolves. Tho he is no Pasternak, Spassky is no Omar neither, and Fischer is so wrapped up in achievement with no thought of what goal and always trying to prove some point when the point of it all is winning approval and sharing approval." The media put out many hit pieces on Fischer then the featherweight candyasses ABBA had the Final Word with the hit musical "Chess." Tim Rice collaborated on "Chess" and he's the moral philosopher who mandated Judas be an N-word in "Jesus Christ Superstar"

Bobby Fischer said pawn to K4 (e4) is the best move to open a chess game because it leads to sharper tactics and more decisive outcomes.
Bobby Fischer valued the lowly pawn, some say too much.

by Horace Hornblower July 19, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jenna Fischer Syndrome

When a man gives hints, requests, orders, or complains for women in his home and work life to dress like a secretary, such as Jenna Fischers character on hit TV Show "The Office". The reason for this is for the man to find it attractive yet he is merely a voyeur and it rarely leads to sex.

In some cases it can lead to break ups, seperations, and divorces in home life situations where a wife a girlfriend will continuely not comply with the mans request. In a work environment, it can also lead to sexual harrassment.

My boss at work has made it mandatory that all women in the office dress professionally requiring a professional secretary type clothing. We think he has Jenna Fischer Syndrome as I know he is obsessed with "The Office" and has a picture of her on his wall. This ain't the Micheal Scott Paper Company ya know!

by The Jax April 26, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Samm Fischered

A move done in the new Spinter Cell Choas Theory. Where you sneak up behind someone, and pretend to break thier neck or slit thier throat.

You just got Samm Fischered

by andy April 21, 2005

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


malthe fischer larsen

A stupid little child with a shit laptop and ugly glasses

yo you seen Malthe Fischer Larsen?
Yeah he ugly as fuckkk

by Otless August 31, 2022


kylee rene fischer

says really dumb things, lacks a lot of common sense and is an okay type of person ya know

6-2=3
wow! thatโ€™s a kylee rene fischer right there

by kylee rene January 7, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


hayley dreammasher fischer-smith

A character in American Dad and if you look xxx pic of her GOD you wont regret it

Hayley Dreammasher Fischer-Smith is hot

by Gayeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 14, 2017


George Fischer Middle School

A crusty ass place with ok teachers and white whores with fake eyebrows, youโ€™ll hate it here. Thereโ€™s no phones allowed. GOOD LUCK.

Hey what school do u go to

Oh I go to George Fischer Middle School
Good luck that school is ass

by Suckmyppppp November 5, 2019