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a girl wont eat your cum when sucking your dick so you jack off in your hand and slap her with it
Dude last night i totaly mexican five stared that bitch
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When something, typically the drunk act of a friend, is beyond hilarious... it becomes five star funny.
Dude... did you see that wicked drunk girl fall off the bar stool and pee herself over there? That shit was five star funny!
An event where a person or group is publicly advised of their shortcomings. Often in an abrupt and humiliating manner.
Late 20th century coinage pertaining to a band from the UK named Five Star and a phone-in interview on a popular UK childrens television show in the late 1980s.
On national TV:
Sarah Greene: OK Eliot, what's your question:
Caller: I would just like to ask Five Star WHY THEY'RE SO FUCKING CRAP, FUCKING... <cuts out>.
That is a Five Star moment, they never really recovered from that. If you find the youtube clip, watch for the girl in black sat immediately to the right of them trying not to piss herself -TV gold!
When a girl cleans , cooks , does whatever you want her to do , & knows how to treat a nigga right , a girl that is successful , a girl that is sexy , & has that "fire pussy"
You a five star bitch !
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Term for a female that contains certain traits that make her very desirable. She gots money, she do everything her nigga want, and she fine as hell. This term is meant to replace the word dime to describe a female.
"Ay that's a five star bitch!"
"Nicki Minaj is a Five Star Bitch."
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an optical illusion-it makes your penis look an inch or so bigger.
cup your ball sack with 3 fingers (middle finger to pinky) and then wrap your index finger and your thumb around the penis, circulate thumb and finger and then your penis should start to swing around through 360 degrees. after a while of this procedure your penis appears to have grown a considerable amount without becoming erect
incredible!
"Hey lads, i did The five star swing again last night and my penis grew again; unbelivable"
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The most gay, penis slobbering truck group in America. Most people would rather be in PK or Southeast Exclusives than Five Star..... that’s how you know you dookie.
“Hey man I heard there was a Five Star Creations meet today!”
“Oh heck yeah bro let’s go slob some
meat”
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