Five-corn-five

Preferably done in the doggy position, this involves screwing a chick vaginally (the 5 position in hockey) and then quickly slamming it in her ass (cornhole hence “corn”) to build up hersy head. The move is completed by then reinserting the now shit-stained penis back into her vagina (5 position again).

A successful five-corn-five will usually result in a staph infection of some sort.

Did I hook up with that ho from the party last night? Shit, I five-corn-fived that bitch.

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Five-o! Five-o!

The word or expression is yelled when a negro spots a policeman/vehicle which sends neighbouring negros scattering

Five-o! Five-o! We godda get out of 'ere bra's!

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five thirty five grind

the looong distance between the 1:40pm and the 5:35pm editions of neighbours. eagerly waited out by most sentient Britons.

- What you up to this afternoon?
- Nose to the five thirty five grind-stone, my friend.
- Fancy a quick drink?
- Well...

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high-five-low-five

While spitroasting a lady the two gentleman give first a high five (see eiffel tower) and then a low five beneath the aforementioned lady.

never high-five-low-five a pregnant chick

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Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

wow.

just wow.

Are you that bored? Are you not doing your homework like me?

kek: i just searched up five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes on urban dictionary!

ket: get a life

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Five-for-Five

In a business transaction where both buyer and seller rate each other, both parties agree to give the other “5 stars.” This presumes that 5 stars is the highest rating.

As I stepped out of my Uber, I shouted, “Five-for-Five bro?” We then both gave each other a 5-star rating.