Vixen Fixin’

Gettin yer Vixen Fixin’ is when you hook up with a soul sucking prowler regardless of your awareness of her sexually evil ways

Yeah fuck the endgame of that shit. I’m just tryin to get my Vixen Fixin’ in before I’m ruined. Usually a hole for the soul. This time it’s some dick before the trick

fixin' word

A word to replace a cuss word so you don't get the dickens.

Person 1: What the Hell
Person 2: Hey use a fixin' word for that so I don't have to give you the dickens with my miscketgrabbers.

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fixin to break dog

meenin getting ready to leave

hey man I am "fixin to break dog!"

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Fixin' to meet the golf club

to beat the shit out of someone hitting on your girlfriend

Jon: Stop talking to my girl or else you will be fixin' to meet the golf club

Y'all get your fixin's?

The most epic slogan of all time, created by Lester from Lesters Fixings. Lesters Fixings make random soda flavours like for example Peanut Butter Jelly soda, or Buffalo Wings soda.

Person: *drinks one of Lesters sodas*
Also person: *sees slogan*
Y'ALL GET YOUR FIXIN'S??!!
Person: Lester, I got my fixin's.

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Straight Fixin’

When muttered or even shouted, this 2 word phrase serves as ambiguous disapproval of the actions of another, with no need for further explanation.

Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.

Example:
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”

fixin the ole itch

verb, getting it on, pure hard core sex

Friend 1: So were you "fixin the ole itch" last night?
Friend 2: Totally man, it was the best, we went all night.