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Emotionally flacid

When you can't get it up anymore emotionally. Numb to all emotions.

She's so emotionally flacid that she can't care anymore

by MrEmotionallyFlacid May 29, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


flacid folly

When you're tryin to do your slit, but your cock isnt hard so you take your flacid cock and continue to smack that cunt into submission until your primed and ready.

If your dick isnt hard try the flacid folly.

by Dangerzone January 19, 2007

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Flacidation

The act of being preparado to sustain the power of the ding dong.

Everybody shall kneel before this word of divinity

β€œToby said:

-Today I held my urge to fap!
His friend John answered:
-Don’t you mean self-flacidation?”

by TheFakeTaxiDude February 24, 2019


flacid butthole

A long floopy blood filled dong in the butthole of someone else

i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night

by flacidbutthole April 22, 2016


Flacid hinka

When you are really high and forget how to say weed

Yooo pass me the flacid hinka

Thats some flacid
Holy shit I see flacid

by J. Cusbin June 30, 2022


flacid tube

When your cock is flacid but hard enought to be half stiff like a cardboard tube for paper towels

Dude i got a flacid tube in my pants

by Jack niclox February 3, 2014


Flacid Rain

Flacid Rain is when a man ejaculates with a flacid penis.

I was knackered and couldn't get hard but when she started sucking me off I got flacid rain.

by TheCommonestOfDandys June 7, 2014