The Flap

The disease-like addiction to the new smart phone app "Flappy Bird."

Girl 1: "So I was hanging out with David the other day... and I think he gave me the flap"
Girl 2: "That sounds terrible, is there any way to get rid of it?"
Girl 1: "I don't think so..."
Girl 2: "Well what is it?"
Girl 1: "Here give me your phone."
*Two hours later*
Girl 2: "....... oh shit"

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flaps

affectionate name given to a close friend, particularly used for storing said friend in your mobile phone book.

derived from the fact your heart flaps or flutters when you see you have a message from them.
may be preceded or followed by an X showing extra love or sexual desire

louisa: "whats your new number anny?"
anny: "306771"
louisa: "thanks poppet, ill save it as xxAnnyFlapsxx"
anny: "sweet"

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flap

Either or complete set of well-used pussy lips

Dude, your sister is dancing at the local strip bar - we can go see her flap for a buck!

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Flap

A gay man penis

Last night I went to a Techno club and it smelled like sweaty flaps.

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flapping

hovering around, not really doing much

yo, stop flapping about

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Flapping

When a naked man swings his hips from side to side - causing his penis to alternately hit each of his thighs, going from side to side.

He was standing there in the shower, singing and flapping!

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flap

A half a gram of cocaine, which usualy sells for 30 dollars.

"hey man can get a flap of caine off you?"

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