a large, hefty woman with very small breasts (noun)
The only girl who plays football for our high school is a flatland buffalo.
Someone visiting mountain or hilly regions and unable to maintain the speed limit uphill on winding roads. This is originally from the Li'l Abner comic strip of 60 years ago. A flatland tourister can often be found at the head of a long, slow line of cars heading uphill to a ski resort or other tourist attraction.
Why doesn't the CHP get after flatland touristers instead of me.
To find your nearest cousin, lay he/she/it down flat on their stomach and proceeding to penetrate that sweet Green-Jacket bootyhole while singing, “Glory, Glory To Ole Georgia” in Jim Nance’s voice.
I met that 2nd cousin of mine and gave her the old Augusta Flatlander over Master’s Week
A "nation". I mean, who the fuck made this, Jacopo Castelletti? This whole micronation thing is just fucked up all together.
Get out, what are you? A Flatlandian?
A term from people of higher elevations used against people if lower elevations such as cities. Most Flatlanders travel to the higher country for sometimes a week at a time to shoot deer with their "Flatlanders Special" (30-06). Flatlanders often get angry for no reason and miss deer.
"Hey Bren look, the Flatlanders followed us home because we were going 45 in a 35! Must have missed some deer this morning..."