is the disorder in which courses your anal sphincter to release the back up methane pressure when it reaches a PSI of 15.
Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.
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One who consistently engages in the art of flatulence. a farter.
Yo, Joe is a natural born flatulizer.
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a gaseous substance that explodes out of your sin-hole, it is often known as the 8th Deadly Sin. "Farts" as it is quite often referred to are exceptionally hilarious depending on the situation. it is mostly comprised of methane gas, sulfuric gas, and oxygen, also some other small pecentages of other gases like carbon dioxcide. The expulsion of gas creates a well known sound as we all know. This sound is created by the vibrations of your fat ass. Your ass cheeks vibrato also could expell some kind of liquideous substance, also referred to as "anal seepage" this can be quite disgusting. So if this happens to you...dont be lazy, go change your fucking pants, and wipe up for God's sake.
1) (guy) "Dude!? do you smell that flatulence?"
(friend) "Oh God! yea that was Cooner! holy shit that smells terrible!"
2) flatulence is what really killed the cat.
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A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.
"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"
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as in fat . intelligence intelligent a smart ass. a man of twisted mind or personality
that flatulant Frog grifted me on my doobage
basicaly translates to
that fat smartass frenchman ripped me off for my weed.
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Giving an excuse about being delayed by a flat tire.
He flatulated in to the meeting 20 minutes late.
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An ambulance that picks you up after you've been run over by a steamroller
"Why was the flatulence here yesterday?"
"Oh, Tommy got ran over by a steamroller... sucks."
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