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A one-time, long ago rapper Pubic Enemy--and current coon act who wears an oversized clock around his neck to remind every one what time it is--never explain the attachment or its symbolism.
His Vh1 TV performance is based on reciting two or three same-sounding sentences about getting 'close' to females who are actually more stupid than he is with names like Krazy, New York and Deelishis whose collective goal is producing more illegitimate mirror image selves--another example of--
cool-hip black folks who want to remind us how guilty we should feel since the end of slavery 150 years ago--so we can support and forgive their still-clinging, semi-illiterate admiration of gansta-lov'in culture.
Not be confused with the RedNeck--that perpetual sub-human group of honky-crackers proud of the red-soil southern roots, grits and confederate flag flying from their four-wheelers and Ford 150 pick-up trucks, complete with shot guns for killing deer, rabbits, coon, and all other unarmed, four legged creatures they slaughter daily before prayer time and Larry the Cable Guy.
Similarities of Rednecks and Flava Flavs include a love for their Mothers--or MotherFuckers when you consider their individual and collective ability teach their children anything of lasting value save more illegitimate children.
"Hey, Flava Flav, its time you paid child support...you fucking moron!"
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Cotton Candy in a clear tub.
"The Flava Puff cost $3.42"
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An ugly ass black guy that wears a huge shiny clock while walking around at night attracting attention (hoping no one will rob his ass) so cars can see him and dont run him over. His clock is a chick magnet and most of the time forgets he is wearing it, but is very useful for when i need to know what time it is i just put on his show. He is an old school rapper and was in Public Enemy which is all u need to know...
If suddenly the urge to walk around at night and skwank some hoes, and if ur black or wearing black clothing, dont forget to wear ur old trustee flava flav signature 15 in. diameter clock for protection against incoming vehicles. Thats if u can afford one... Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah Boi!!!!!
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The name given to a girl who exudes confidence and a sense of ghetto chic style. Oftentimes, this girl will be fun-loving and extremely outgoing, but can sometimes become introverted if her sense of style gets rejected by her mainstream social contacts.
A: You see those Dunks Flava Faiv is wearing to work?
B: Yep, can't believe she's pulling 'em off.
The coolest fucking rapper in the universe...well, him and Chuck D, both of whom are in seminal rap group Public Enemy.
Man, Flava Flav is funny. FUNNY LOOKIN'! WHAT,
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One who is full of flava. A mufuckin P-I-M-P
My dawgs Ben and Leighton are a couple of flavaful niggas and shit. They straight up thug angels.
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