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Beer at a bar or party that has tragically lost it's owner. A more politically correct wounded soldier.
Jeff: Did you leave that floater on the bar?
Pete: You know I'd never do that.
Jeff: Poor guy's gonna get tossed in the pork soda bucket now.
TP: I can't watch this, I'm going sky dumping
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A dead guy that is in the river or other body of water (floating of course) that is fun to poke with a stick
look at that floater lets poke him!
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Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?
Yep, they're the real deal bro!
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That toilet deposit that just won't flush but prefers to bask in the bathroom light floating on the surface.
Floaters have different levels according to the amount of flushes required to make them go down.
Some people give up and leave them for others to find.
It is 2nd only to an actual holy crap.
"Urgghhh who left a floater?"
The floater is almost impervious to toilet flushing.
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A type of crap that floats. Also one found in the pool at hotel. To deal with floater in pool you simply close down pool, put up caution tape, have manager stare at floater for a hour, then clean it out.
Simply go to a hotel and ask the front desk whether or not they have had floater in pool.
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A basketball shot in which the ball is launched into a considerably higher arc than that of a normal shot. It is usually the weopon of smaller players (usually Guards) to score over the top of larger players. They can be taken of both feet as a normal jumpshot just pushed higher or off of one like a high launched lay up.
Steve Nash (Phoenix Suns) Hits the floater to tie the game
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when you take a crap, the crap floats and does not sink to the bottow of the toilet bowl
That crap was a floaters not a sinker
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