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Sex position in which the female is sprawled on the bed, face up. The man stands up on the bed and proceeds to wrestling jump on her, aiming for the vagina.
I totally flying squirreled this bitch last night. I missed the first 26 times, but it was totally worth it.
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Simply wack off with a window open, find your target, aim down and try and launch your shot and hit them right in the face. If you succeed then don't look back.
The flying squirrel can be done in almost any second story building and is extremely mean but hilarious
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The act of squeezing the last glass of wine from a wine box.
In these tougher times, many of us are drinking Box wine, and there is always one more glass in the box after the normal process or using the spout/nozzle
Rip open the Box (use a a fire starter) and flatten out the plastic bag. Grab all four corners with the spout pointed down....Looks like a flying squirrel.
Drain out all the remaining wine to the spout/nozzle and pour into glass.
How are we doing with that box of Wine - "Looks like we are going to need a Flying Squirrel"
No more wine ? "No, I used the last, had to Flying Squirrel it"
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The loose skin of the upper arms which movement becomes apparent in certain high-wind conditions.
"I was driving with the windows down, and the sun was at an angle such that I observed a fluttering shadow out of the corner of my eye. I thought, 'my goodness! There's an animal in the car!' Y'know, like in Arizona, people worry about snakes getting into their cars. So I pulled over and...nothing; turns out the shadow was just my flying squirrels whippin' in the wind."
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The species threshold above which a veterinarian will likely interrupt imminent sex to answer an emergency call. The first known example was documented in 1977 at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory when the attending veterinarian answered a call about a flying squirrel just as things were "getting going."
Species above the flying squirrel line could include macaques, bald eagles, canines, ducks, voles, baby robins, and, of course, flying squirrels. Species likely below the flying squirrel line include danio rerio, xenopus laevis, and drosophila melanogaster.
We had just snuck into the confocal room for a quickie when his beeper went off for some flying squirrel.
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to run and throw your pelvis in the air, resembling a flying squirrell.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick.
Donny Doozie did the craziest flying squirrell last night at the bar.
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A gay sex position, wherin four gay men do handstands without any clothes on. The gay men then take a four leged chair and insert a leg of each chair into each of their rectoms, all while still doing handstands,than the largest of the homosexuals sits atop the chair and begins to vigerously masterbate until he ejaculates and moistens the bodies of the four gay men still doing handstands.
(also known as The Cardinal High Special, because it is a common excircise done before all football games by their students.)
The gay students decided to finish their gay orgy with a Geauga Flying Squirrel.
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