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When your phone autocorrects a word or phrase and it made it:
1. Not make sense
2. Really funny
3. Kind of offensive or awkward
“Hey can I see your pussy?”
“Umm...no”
“I meant puppy. Phucking fone.”
Male Internet chat-speak asking a chatter to engage in phone sex for simultaneous masturbation.
Hey, bro, you wanna fone bone and jet one out?
Dude, cyber doesn't work for me, I gotta either hook-up or fone bone to work out a nut.
It's so lame when somebody hangs up after they cum during a fone bone before you finish workin' yours out.
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A really awesome song by Raffi. It's quite catchy and makes the most unlikely person dance!
Mike: Bill, im dancing! What's that song?
Bill: Dude, you got that banana fone goin on!
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A guy who dials a girl via his cell phone and gets so afraid to talk to her that he pretends the phone dialed her magically.
I questioned The Magic Fone Guy about his three calls and he said the phone must have dialed me itself.
this is used when a person is jus chatin breeze to u like ur gona fall for it and u blatently know der jus gassin
*send me on dat zoot
*its ma last 1 u kno
* fone ur girl anyway!
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What toilet said in Inanimate Insanity
MISTAH FONE
A person who is fakes shit or believing themselves to be real aside from there total ingenuine actions.
Fraudulent behavior taken by broken people that have nothing to do with reality of honesty.
"Man John was a real fone and a fraud, even though he had the demeanor and front of someone you could believe or maybe even trust"
"Once you got to know him, that dude Ken was a super fone guy that could never pass as true."