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*Break-Fast*
After sleeping, your body needs more energy/food to get the day started. In breakfast, you literally break the fast you had asleep.
"Anon you want some breakfast?"
"JEEZUS MUM WOT?? U TINK I'M STUPID?? OF COURSE I WANT BREAKFAST"
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Morning sex that uses maple syrup as lubricant.
Guy1: "Hey man, how did it go with Jennifer last night?"
Guy2: "It was great! Also, this morning, we got some kinky breakfasting going before heading out. Bed was all kinds of sticky afterwards"
Guy1: "Dude, nice."
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fast and furious jamband from New Haven, CT known for playing extremely loud shows in tiny venues w/ as many notes crammed into each song as humanly possible.
The Breakfast kicked my ass last night, I never sweated so much in my life.
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that awkward moment when you walk in on your step dad eatin out your momzZ
last night i walked in on my step dad eatin out my momzZ an he looked up an said "its all god im just eatin breakfast"
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When Halle relates his experiences in Toni Morrison's "Beloved", about being in a prison in Alabama, he talks of how the guards would come up to the prisoners (who were on their knees) and say, "you want some breakfast nigger?" This insinuated that they wanted the prisoner to preform oral sex on them.
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when your Asian friend bites your cat
Lou passed out on the couch,the cat snuggled with him and when he woke up he said "yum breakfast"
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I would like to bend her over and see what she had for breakfast
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