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I can handle that; I am able of doing that
Maggie: “I need you to go by the grocery store on the way home.”
Emma: “Sure, I can swing that.”
An internet meme that originated from Funnyjunk.com. It's a fuck-up of the sentence 'I can feel the power'. It's used when someone, for some reason, is experiencing a rise in energy levels, such as when they're FIRING THAR LAZ0R, or have just done something cool or amazing.
Guy 1- "Dude, you just jumped that bridge in one leap! You must be an hero!"
Guy 2- "I CAN THE POWER!!!!11one!1"
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I am in support of the proposed activity.
"Want to watch the Food Network Channel?"
"I can fuck with that."
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Californian millineals way of saying I dig it
Person: "listen to this new song!"
Me: I can vibe to it
Person: "it's great isn't it!?"
Me: it's chill, I can vibe to it.
It's two words I know that because I can count.
Billy : I can count
Bob : ok then how many letters is that
Billy : two
Bob : good job
A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.
But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.
Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.
But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit
On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!
Heeeeeeey Satan!
I say it... BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!
BFF:Why did you do that? Me:BECAUSE I CAN!!!
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