seriously

replaces random as most annoying word in the world. it does not mean you're serious, and does not effectively emphasize what you just said. instead, secures you a position at the bottom of the social ladder.

A: the teacher doesn't know what she's doing.
B: i know. i really hate math. seriously.
(pause)
A: ok bye.

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seriousity

a way of being serious. not joking. not lying. being fucking serious. like seriously...

carolina: can i come over to your house later for gossip girl tonight? and THEN we can finish our science project...

ixell: dude are you sure? won't that be tiring?

carolina: no douchebaguette. it'll be cool. i'm serious.

ixell: you sure?

carolina: yeah bitch, i'm talking seriousity!

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Seriously

A .lazy response of agreement to almost any statement. Takes the place of 'yeah', 'same', or 'mmm'.

Person 1: This lecture totally blows.
Person 2: Serously...

Person 1: Man, I am so hungover.
Person 2: Seriously...

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Seriously

Another way to say period Pooh

Gurl yu killed that, seriously!!

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Seriousity

describing a situation or a problem that has to be addressed immediately with highest priority. The word is used when no other word suffice to explain the extent to which a topic is important.

The Secretary General encourages all delegates to address this issue with the utmost seriousity!

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seriouse

a word someone uses to imply they are meaning something for real, but with the added "e" on the end, just ends up making people laugh with "couriouse" giggles.

Ronald G Wainwright+ has an audi v8q that makes 181whp for seriouse racing.

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Seriously

Seriosky actully means: "Am lying", and you Know it"
This comes from all the politicians, crooks and others who have used the word "seriously" when they were actually lying, e.g: "Seriously, am Innocent-Robert Blake","Seriously, am innocent-Martha Stuart","seriously, am straight"-Ryan Seacrest

Dude seriously, i got an A on that Chemistry test.

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