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To force your forgiveness on someone who doesn't want it.
John was forgive raped by jack when he was forced to accept his forgiveness.
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Absolutely amazing band. Of the indie rock persuasion. This band has created two albums, Wonderland, and more recently, an album generated to be musical-esque, Razia's Shadow. Their name came from the novel Fight Club and are from Seattle, Washington. The lead singer, and now only member of the band, Thomas Dutton, is a genius, using beautiful instruments, and guest singers such as Brendon Urie from Panic at the Disco, Greta Salpeter from The Hush Sound, Casey Crescenzo from The Dear Hunter, Max Bemis from Say Anything, and many more.
"Oh hey, look at this completely genius, misunderstood band from Fueled by Ramen."
"Oh you must mean Forgive Durden."
"Why yes, I am."
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A priest tool given by god to forgive the children of the world that have sinned. The rod is usually given through a hole in the confession booth.
As the child is stating his sins the preist will then thrust his Rod of Forgiveness into the ass of the child. Once the Holy White Juice is released the child is forgiven.
Confessions anyone? Let the kind man remove his collar and thrust his Rod of Forgiveness into your ass and smite it until the Holy White Juice cleans you of sin.
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A phrase used as another way of saying “don’t forgive me”.
Here’s a forgive-me-not. *punches someone in the face*
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Two words that define you when one of your waifus not care about you, the other is hanging out with a other friend and your husbando is mad at you.
"PLEASE FORGIVE ME"
"Forgive me please!"
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The one time forgiveness given to a freshman, (normally a female) who falls for the totally wrong upperclassman guy. The guy normally seems sweet, but everyone who has been in college with him for more than 5 minutes knows he is a douche bag.
A new college freshman girl wants to find a boyfriend on the campus she has just arrived on. She begins talking to a guy who seems very sweet. Because no one has warned her about his creepyness she persues him. Things happen, and then she realizes how much of a douche he really is. The freshman then avoids this man and throws it off as a freshman forgiveness because she was not warned, and didnt know better.
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A list of the five mega-hottie celebrities that, if by some miracle, you happen to have sex with, your significant other would have to forgive you. Mandatory in any relationship.
Honey, you can not be upset about this. You knew that Robert Pattinson was number one on my forgivable five.
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