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A “Jevin D. Frankfurt moment” refers to a surreal or unnatural series of events. This could be good or bad, but usually has cartoonish quality.
“How did he die?” michael asked at the funeral. “oh.. an anvil fell on him!” patrick replied. “What a Jevin D. Frankfurt moment!”
To engage in intercourse with a man from frankfurt
I want to be frankfurtered said the girl
The most awesome city in Germany! or at least one of the really cool ones. You can eat way more than just Sauerkraut cause the city offers a lot of fancy restaurants. check them out: you also have a skyline like nowhere else in Germany and you can go to one of the rooftop bars and enjoy a beautiful look over the city. GOOOOO TOOOOO FRAAANKFUUURT!
Person1.: I'm from Frankfurt
Person two: OMG I'm so #jealous. It is such an awesome city!
When you stick your dick in boiling water and then give it to the waitress in the backroom.
After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.
Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!
Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?
Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.
Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.
When you cover your erect penis in Vaseline and meat jelly, and proceed to shove it in to every hole conceivable.
"Did you hear what Steve did? He got arrested for doing Slimy Frankfurter at a Pre-School!"