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Fred is a code name for marijuana used by Hippies in the 70's and 80's to find a safe location for its apropriation.
UPDATE: With advent of recreational and legally bought marijuana, Senior Fred is used to describe where medicinal grade level, a.k.a. Chronic can be located and purchased, other than at a dispensary.
Q: Hey, do you know where Fred can be found?
A: Yeah, he is with George over near the 7-11.
A combination of nails on chalkboard, ADD, lack of testosterone, and AIDs.
It's like a train wreck, so horrible you just can't look away.
That feeling you get when step on a nail.
The most horrible thing in the E-Universe, it well even possibly cause the real universe to expload.
In islamic the word "Fred" is equal to "Infedel". They dont want to nuke us because we are evil, its because we harbour the great evilness that is Fred.
the aliens reuse to contact us because the once flick on Youtube and saw fred. NOTE: They also saw 'Meet the Spartans', so this may also be the cause.
Fred will release a full length movie in 2012, this wil lbe the apococlypse.
It is a shame that such a thing(Its actually, classified in the same family as Sea Urchins) exists, but Fred can only be vanquished with holy water or a steak through the heart.
Spare yourselfs, and neevr watch him, and destroy your computer to be safe. If you have, better find a bridge to jump off.
I saw a guy watch to much Fred, his head just exploaded...
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Fucking Retarded Explosives Delivery System.
When will those damned "FREDS" stop blowing themselves up?
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Fred is a goofy guy who is always down to partyyyyyyyy. He is very very outgoing and loves to invent new vocabulary to describe how he is feeling. Although he generally want to take over the whole human race, sometimes he will focus in and try to kill someone specific's vibes with his horrible sense of humor.
"Fred is my mundo(^.^)"
"Bread, Slice, and Fred are my fav bro's ùwú"
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A person you hate because of his/her voice.
Girl: I hate him, he is such a FRED.
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A kind and considerate guy who will never let you down. Charming, thoughtful, trustworthy and polite, a Fred is the best friend you could ever have. Excellent in academics, poetry and secret handshakes, he poons the competition at everything he does.
Also likes to be called Freddy, but not Freddie.
Would someday like to own a sloth, ‘simply because they are very funny to observe’.
The number one fan of Ernests Gulbis
Has a man crush on Joe Hart
Most definitely is NOT ‘some obnoxious kid on Youtube who tries to be funny by speeding up his voice and making it high pitched’.
Name origin: a peaceful ruler (German)
The male equivalent to an Anna
Girl 1: How's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: Oh, you know...he's a Fred :)
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Naan: Meep meep meep.
Fred: Meep meep meep meep.
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