FreeTard

New players on a videogame during a free weekend or other events in the same vain.

I cant play this game. There are way too many freetards on right now.

freetarded

The condition when cold weather causes a frozen face and diminished mental capacity which impairs your ability to speak. When you try, everything sounds stupid.

When Josh caught up to his friends at the ski lift, he made some freetarded comment about how bitchin the slopes were today.