Imaginary Freind With Benefits

The figment of someones mind, pretaining to sex. Used to make someone look cooler. Can be very obvious. some have more than one.

Hank: Yo, is Jeffy coming to the movies with us tonight?

Phillis: Naw, hes out with his Imaginary Freind With Benefits.

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forever freind

1. a freind you will eventually lose, and hate; 2. a homosexual

"Who wants to be my forever freind in the bathroom?!"

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I fight for my freinds

To fight for the sole purpose of your freinds, even if there not with you or you don't have any.

Ike: I fight for my freinds.

Some Guy: Really can you tell me who they are?

Ike: .........

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hello darkness my old freind

If You Looked Up Hellow Darkness My Olf Friend You Are A Meme Master Or You Watched Trolls(WITCH I HATE plz dont hate me) ANYWAY Here Is The Definition

*Your Friend Has A Ice Cream Cone And Trips And Falls* You Should Say "Hello Darkness My Old Freind" I Think Lol

National Fuck Your Freinds Sister Day

On April 21st of every year National Fuck Your Freinds Sister Day starts on this day you boy or girl will go to one of your friends houses and they are obligated to consent to having you fuck their brians out so in turn on this day woman's right to choose is also temporarly suspended

Josh texts carl: yo its National Fuck Your Freinds Sister Day im coming over to fuck your sister
Carl: Go ahead im about to Fuck Yours
Josh: Narly dude

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Fake freinds

Someone who becomes well aquainted with you in life over a long chapter of life,
At the core a fake freind has no intrest in your personal development

Protecting your reputation or

Speaking up to honor your name
Secret or public.

Fake freinds often offer many things.
But a good name they will never give you

Hey remember all those kids we grew up with in highschool?

"Yeah i was pretty naive back then

Fake freinds made it really hard to find the real ones"

Best Freinds With Benefits

You and another person aren’t in a committed relationship but you aren’t just hooking up eiether. You still go on dates but aren’t exclusive either.

“Hey man, what’s the deal with you and that one chick? Are you guys dating or just banging?”

“Neither man, we’re Best Freinds With Benefits.”

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