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finley is a freshers shark who prays on new freshers. Finely doesn't take no for an answer.
Finley the freshers shark just won't leave the first years alone!
"Shut it you low-life scum!" Frequently uttered throughout university campuses, or bars with a high population of rowdy, young students.
Student number 1: "My Dad owns a yacht rah rah rah..."
Student number 2: "Pipe down, Fresher, and see it away for arrogance!"
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The small rash on one's wrist from the numerous freshers week wristbands worn during freshers week.
Student 1: Aren't you going to wash your hands?
Student 2: No, it'll irritate my freshers week rash.
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It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.
Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?
Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.
Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)
When a group of four boys and one girl watch the uninvited and realize that the best line out of the movie was when a random balding older man screamed "THOSE BERRIES AREN'T GETTING ANY FRESHER."
"Night Drew. Those berries aren't getting any fresher."
"Night Jared, those berries AREN'T getting any fresher"
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Dude have you seen that meme?
“Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids” that’s wack
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A first year student at uni who takes things way too far on a night out, deffo won't be up until about 4pm.
"OMG! That poor girl is laying in her own sick"
"what a silly fresher..."