freshmen scout

somebody over the age of 17 who falls for minors under the age of 16. pretty pathetic.

Jay: Damn homie you see all these 14 year olds??
Mike: Nah man not cool, you're 18... don't be such a freshmen scout!

Freshmen Cheeks

Thicc college freshmen women

Brad: "Guys, i just wanna say i love you all, you're all my brothers. So tonight, the first weekend of this fall semester, i want EVERYONE to help a brother out in need to getting laid. So i declare a toast! A toast, to Freshmen Cheeks."
Everyone: "FRESHMEN CHEEKS!"

*Everyone shotguns their nattys*

Freshmen Poon

A group of freshmen girls that follows around an upper class boy. Usually trying to flirt with him.

Ghost: Gad damn it Jeffrey, you and all your freshmen poon.
Jeffrey: Im sorry i cant help it, they are always following me.

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Freshmen Year

You're first year in high school aka the worst year of high school, where you get your ass kicked

Jon: Are you excited for Freshmen Year?
Dave: Hell no we are gunna get our ass kicked

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Freshmen Effect

The cluelessness of Freshmen girls.

Damn, that freshmen effect sure helped me last weekend. I got a bunch of pussy for me!

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Freshmen Seminar

The extent of hell on earth. It is similar to having your genitals cut off by an elderly man's rusty braces.

I have seminar next period, but thats ok- I'm planning a suicide at lunch!

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Freshmen fathers

Fathers who have a freshmen daughter at a college/university.

Upperclassmen male: "Freshmen fathers, thank you for your daughters!"

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