friends

people who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. people who make you laugh till you pee your pants. people who cry for you when one of your special items disappear. when you dont have enough money to get a ice cream, they chip in. knows all of your internet passwords. who would never make you cry just to be mean.

I think I have a lot of friends that would fit this perfectly.

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as a friend

means you can buy me things, put up with my bullshit, but you ain't getting laid.

Oh Steve, I just think of you as a friend, not someone I'd fuck or want to see naked.

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as a friend

The three words that let you know that your (near) intimate relationship has come to an end. Usually delivered from female to male, it is the defining phrase that lets the "dropped" individual finally know that it is OVER.

Donna told him gently, "Dave, you know that I have always been very fond of you; but, now, I want to continue our relationship as just a friend."

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as a friend

Used to "soften the blow" when you're about to be frank with someone about their lesser qualities, or when giving advice they might not want to hear.

"I'm telling you as a friend: If you're going on a date, you should take her out to to a restaurant, because your cooking really stinks."

"I'm telling you as a friend, you really shouldn't be drinking that much! I'm worried about you!"

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as a friend

another way of saying that a person is not sexually attractive.

"I'm really flattered, but I only like you as a friend."

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that friend

We all want to have THAT friend. That friend is someone who you would chose over any other of your friends, someone who you cannot imagine your life without, someone who knows all your orders everywhere, the one person you wanna call when you get good news, the person who means so much to you your just scared you'll lose them, but you wont because the will forever and always be your that friend.

Who is your that friend???

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as a friend

Used to draw the "no sex/physical intimacy" boundaries. Generally used for people who have an agreeable personality but no sex appeal. A nice way of saying "I could never get on you."

I know we've been dating a lot, but I just like you as a friend.

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