fruit roll-up

When a dude is going down on a chick on her period and the menstrual blood is then discharged onto his face. The man proceeds to let the blood dry and then peel it off similar to a fruit roll up and then eats it.

Hey baby. How's about you stick a "fruit roll-up" on my face.

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Fruit Roll Ups

When a woman's tits are so saggy they are no longer melons but fruit roll ups

She took her wonderbra off and wondered what happened to her melons. She sat down quickly realizing she had to live with her fruit roll ups.

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Fruit roll up

Someone who is so crazy but thinks they are normal.

The person just has so many issues rolled into one there's no point in trying to understand it.

There's just no hope and you just accept it and move on.

Person 1: i am so glad we got out of there. What's that crack head's problem.
Person 2: idk he's a fruit roll up.

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Fruit Roll-up Challenge

When she wraps a fruit roll-up around your cock and you aren’t allowed to cum until she sucks it fully off.

Dude! I always complained the Fruit Roll-up Challenge but those last hard sucks caused me to nut!

Guacamole Fruit Roll Up

A guacamole fruit roll up, or guac roll up for short is when a guy eats shitty food then vomits it out into the vagina or rectum of a girl and is penetrated by a penis, dildo, vibrator, or hand

Last night after I went out with her and got Taco Bell and I vomited so instead of giving her a hand job her a guacamole fruit roll up in her vagina and fucked her.

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fruit roll up tits

breasts that are unusually saggy, and resemble fruit roll us.

"hey man deanna's got some fruit roll up tits goin on!"

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Fruit roll up

a gay nigga who does a drive by

bro this gay guy did a drive by my house
so a fruit roll up?

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