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A whole day where u dont give a fuck about anything. Its on June 3rd.
Omg today is dont give a fuck day
Oh yea
The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.
Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"
Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."
Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"
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A day to appreciate thigh fucking because thighs are amazing and unappreciated
Thigh fucking is so unappreciated! Let's make it known with national thigh fuck day
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A phrase used after someone says what they did.
Jacob: Dude! I just laid for the first time!
Colton: It's every fucking day!
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On November 2nd u have to cuddle/Fuck someone.
I can’t wait for national cuddle/fuck day!!
National throat fucking day is on May 12th.
National Throat Fucking Day is on May 12th.
Throat fuck that bitch, make her gag, cum in the back of her throat.
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National What The Fuck Day falls on February 12th of every year, it is recognized in the United States of America as a day of reflecting on the last year, and all of the moments that made you go, "What the fuck!"
"Hey Jennifer, happy National What The Fuck day! I hope the last year was just as fucked for you as it was for me!"
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