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An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.
What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!
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When u find out something new, or some useless bullshit facts, but yet it seems kinda cool and shocks u, southern , redneck, Mississippi kind of fucked up facts, all u can say is "well fuck me running sideways" even tho I don't think u can actually do that, yet?!?!
My 1st word in the urban dictionary was revaginalzation, yeah, I am strange, I put the fun in disfunctional, but after u read some of my words, u will b scratching your head and saying "well fuck me running sideways", challenge accepted!!!
going down the steps and falling on your ass!!
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A running fuck at a rolling doughnut is an action doomed to failure.
"He can go and take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut for all I care."
used by a guy when he sees a really hot girl
Guy 1: "Dude, look at that hot ass girl!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, she's got some nice titties."
Guy 1: "Fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress."
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An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.
Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.
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Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$
Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench
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