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Fuckbag

1. A shit-filled, waste-of-space type person

2. A person who thinks they're better than you

3. Someone who has low-self confidence and hates there life so they bully others to try and reduce them to their level.

4. The subject of the Lily Allen song "Fuck You" eg. George Bush

5. A bag used as a substitute for real sex which may be filled with objects to induce high levels of sexual pleasure. For example: your mother.

Teacher: Why are you talking ?!
Student: Why are you such a fuckbag?
Teacher: Excuse me? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY.
Student: I said you were a virgin FUCKBAG.
Teacher: I am not a "virgin fuckbag" how dare you!!
Student: Oh yeah, I forgot about that 4 year old girl you raped.

by Stronger than a fuckbag May 27, 2009

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Fuckbag

Fifth grade teachers.

That fuckbag has no business teaching fifth grade writing.

by fuckbag hubby March 23, 2009

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Fuckbag

Fuck-bag

He whose out right stupidity and outright lack of ability to do anything correct.

you are such a Fuckbag man

by Tango1995 October 16, 2009

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Fuckbag

A fucking bag. A bag that is used to fuck like you would a pumpkin, in your lap. Like a simmulated blowjob.

Hand me that fuckbag.
INSULT: Listen hear you fuckbag.

by beeeeeavis November 5, 2004

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freshman fuckbag

Noun.

The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.

Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"

Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."

Dave - "Gross, man."

by Herb Crowbasket January 17, 2014

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Juicy Fuckbag

Someone who is a complete and utter failure and asshole.

Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.

Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

by Go Wait In The Car! February 24, 2009


fagalicious fuckbag

Is a group of devouring faggots that give no cares if your gay or straight they will tackle u like a lion jumping on a impala and bang the shit bird out of you while screaming u made me do this you got me

Holy shit dude there's a group of fagalicious fuckbags

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017