Fucking the Dog

Pretty well any Job in Ottawa Canada, a government town that aspires to be a city one day.

Similar to knowing Fuck All, but bragging about it as well.

Did you hear about Bob? He's now Fucking the Dog since he moved to Ottawa.

fucking the dog

while playing golf, hacking away in the rough or sand

What are you doing in the sand Richie?

"Fucking the dog"

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Fucking the dog

(V) When somebody places a cold (or warm)glass on a table without the use of a coaster.

Hey! Stop Fucking the dog, i just got it waxed.

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Fuck My Dog

An Australian term used in times of great frustration, annoyance, dispair or surprise. Used in occasions where the simple term Fuck is not expressive enough.

You are three quarters the way through an assignment that’s due in a few hours, and you have a power failure and lose your entire assignment. "Fuck My Dog" (dispair)
You are at a bar and accidentally spill your vodka and cranberry drink down the front of your silky white top "Fuck My Dog"(annoyance)
You are challenging your mate to a video game duel and you get beaten for the sixth time in a row, and it’s a close one. "Fuck My Dog" (frustration)
You see unbelievable girl in the street and her boob accidentally pops out of her dress exposing her bare breast. "Fuck My Dog" (suprise)

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let's fuck this dog

It first came to rise In the Walking dead comics as something the Character Abraham said. It means let's do this, or let's get this done.

Alright guys we gotta put up some drywall, let's fuck this dog.

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fucking the dog in the ass

A person who just can't get his shit together and seems to fuck up everything he or she can their hands on. The only thing they are good at is fucking the dog in the ass.

Russ was such a moron at work, all he was good for was FUCKING THE DOG IN THE ASS.

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Fuck a dog in a river

To dispose of goods, people or animals. Disposal does not need to be in a body of water.
Common usage in the mixed race culture in London, especially mixed black/irish.

Dean: I am a bad man
Harry: You're as bad as a cucumber
Dean: I'd fuck a dog in a river.
Harry: ........ wait.... you'd fuck a dog in a river?.....

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