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To fart and jump at the same time.
he got out of his chair and fumped.
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Foil-pumping, pumping a (hydro)foil surfboard. The surfer can pump the hydrofoil surfboard up and down to get from one wave to the next, or do it in completely flat water. Fumping requires a whole-body motion that looks spastically unelegant, rotating both arms synchronously while doing sit-ups.
Look at that guy fumping back to the point break.
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To give affection to your pet or another person with your foot.
Usually when you are too lazy to reach down and pet your kitty, you'll fump her instead, using your feet to stroke her fur.
I am fumping the doggy.
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The act of inserting a funnel into the anal opening of your partner and vomiting into it.
I was eating out my girlfriend's butt hole and she farted in my face so I gave her a fump.
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