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To gradually contort other's beliefs and gently lead them into your line of logic.
This article makes no sense, the author's trying to funnel me in again!!!
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Funnel means to be having fun while under an influence; Alchohol, Marijuana ect. This use of the word is derived from the act of funneling a beer. The original term was used primarily for intoxication via alchohol, but the word has since then been changed to primarily refer to intoxication caused by Marijuana. Intoxication by way of Alchohol is now known as Original Funnel, to respect the origins of the word.
Noun: lets go get funnel, guys.
Adjective: I'm so Funnel right now
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the opposie of pear someone with much larger upper body than lower body, may have turkey legs
sam you are such a funnel, your leg remind me of a turkey
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Anything that is concertedly negative in circumstance or predicted outcome.
Aw dood! Having to play shows in Louisiana is a total funnel!
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A metaphor for how a sales organizations churns through leads.
initial lead -> cold call -> qualified lead -> money deal
At each step, more potential customers get weeded out. Hence, the funnel.
There will be no sales to close if we never feed the funnel.
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Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana
Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!
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The act of inserting a funnel into ones anus, whilst shitting through it into another persons mouth, straining the nutrients and waterier contents of the shit. Variations may involve the addition of a liquid such as urine for easier consumption.
Person 1: Fuck dude, I'm feeling so queazy right now, I think my shitters gonna blow.
Person 2: Well don't just waste it in your undies dude, want to do a Tunnel Funnel?
Person 1: I'm down for a good old Tunnel Funnel. Thanks man, your the best older brother ever.
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