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A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.
Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.
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A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.
Dude, Brian has been on the futon for the past 18 hours! He's such a futon bum!
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Any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. Notable types include Goldfish, Cheez-Its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as TV remotes, have been found, as well.
I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.
When a relationship is functional but not comfortable it's a futon relationship. You know you rather be in a bed.
"Did you see Sally and Billy together last night?"
"Yeah, looks like they're in a futon relationship."
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The feeling of being high or a movie star (This is a great feeling that is not dangerous). You can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.
"I feel so chronic futon right about now." - Dog The Bounty Hunter
"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds
"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan
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A magical place that becomes less comfortable over time.
Futon World is not a good place to live for an extended period of time.
Noun. A Thug Futon is a drink that is made with Vernors and Blue Bunny Vanilla Ice Cream. A true thug will sip this from a mug or wine glass.
Yo dawg whatcha drinkin?
Yo this is my Thug Futon.