gage

a name given to a god among men. he has so many abs of steel, that the common human cannot count them. some say that when he sings, he takes the shape of a unicorn. he is desired by every woman, especially ones with unusually small breasts.

Guy: Gage, dude, why do date that small breasted girl?

Gage: I don't know. Let's count my abs.

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gage

-nice guy who listens, and does for others.
-very shy if he doesnt know you.
-understanding

he was being so gage around you today.

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Gage

A Gage is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Gage. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Gage dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gage must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...

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Gage

A 'Gage' is usually a quiet mischevious man with a very large penis. Usually not the jock of the group, but he always scores a touchdown in the bedroom.'

"Look at that guy, hes such a manly man."
"yeah thats because hes a Gage."

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Gage

(noun) a ninja
(verb) the act of being a ninja

"Dude, you're a gage."

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Gage

A Poo Poo Head

“Wow that person really pulled a Gage”

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Gage

Gage has a big dick.
Usually a Gage is a very respectful and loving guy.
Gage treats his girlfriend with respect and royalty.
Gage is very tall.
Gage is very good when it comes to sex. Overall if you know a Gage you know a cute, respectful, and loving guy.

Girl 1: Gage was great in bed last night.
Girl 2: I would love to have a Gage

Girl 1: I really love Gage