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He's the sexy old magical wizard from Lord of the Rings. He's mad pimpin, just look at his pimp stick. He's been around for generations and just about everyone knows him! He must get what he wants when he wants, if you know what I mean ;)
Gandalf the mofoin' P.I.M.P and the lil dirty hobbit Frodo have a really close relationship. I wonder what happens in the bedroom at night time between both of them.
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The process of having been pentrated by a large staff or rod, cheifly with sexual connotations
My boyfriend Gandalfed me so hard last night.
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1. Gandalf the grey/white..The powerful Wizard from J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit. Uses wisdom more than magic.
1. Any soft furry cuddly wrinkly man you just want to hold in your arms and run your fingers through the hairs on his chin because his beard is so long and (sometimes) white. Elderly medieval Vikings, Noah in the movie Evan Almighty, the fat man over by the well on the first playable level in Dragon Quest VII for Sony Playstation 2, Moses, an age-morphed Jesus, and of course...Sikhs.
1. I'm glad no Balrog was camping over Gandalf's respawn point in The Two Towers.
2. Did you see that 4 foot tall Sikh? He's such a Gandalf! I just want to pick him up and stroke his beard hairs.
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand and flinging it into the air with a flick of the wrist; reminiscent of a magician casting a spell.
I gandalfed all over her new jacket so she had to go to the dry cleaners.
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The butler who did it.
We were playing "Clue" and figured out that Gandalf killed Mrs. White in the Conservatory with the lead pipe.
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when you are high as fuck
I just smoked a phat blunt and i am gandalfed as fuck right now.
You have to drop a deuce so bad you're looking for a public restroom. As you deuce-walk around a store looking for one a powerful contraction overwhelms you. You stop in your tracks and grab a shelf to brace yourself. You feel certain that you're going to lose this battle and ruin your pants. Just as the deuce is crowning you reach down deep finding willpower and sphinctoral strength you never knew you possessed. Shaking and sweating you grit your teeth and say "YOU...SHALL NOT...PAAASS!" sending the deuce back from whence it came.
You have gandalfed it.
You gain 122 xp.
You gain 1 rank in Sphinctoral Control.
That Port-a-john was nasty but I had already gandalfed it twice so I did what i had to do.
Gandalf it bro, only a mile to the rest area.