Gandhi

The legendary Indian God of Salt. Once a man, was converted to a god when he lead the people of India on a great journey dubbed the Salt March, to save them from the tyranny of the British. Rival to his brother, Jihad, the Indian God of Pepper. These two gods are the reasons Indian food is amongst the spiciest in the world.

"Dear Gandhi, great god of salt, make great our food as we make great the gift of freedom you have given us." -Prayer before every Indian meal.

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Gandhi

code name for weed

hey, lets chill with gandhi after school today.

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Gandhi

The lack of oxygen to the brain commonly spoken when referring to drugs.

Dude last night I was so Gandhi I could have sworn I saw a huge ass panda ripping apart spinach in the toilet. When I woke up and my Gandhi was gone I realized that it was my pussy on the floor.

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Gandhi

slang for male genitalia or penis in Punjabi

I beat my Gandhi last night to celebrate Gandhi's Birthday!

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Gandhi

According to fact and General Patton "A big baby who wears a diaper and is afraid of violence."

When Jimmy wouldn't stand in front of a train, we said he Gandhi'd out.

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Gandhi Bless

Phrase that is used whenever something good happens to you and you have to be grateful, or when you see a 10/10

Hey cus take a look at that.
Mmmmmh, Gandhi Bless.

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standard gandhi

When something is exceptional. Just like Gandhi. The Standard Gandhi

That beer was the standard gandhi.

It was the best day of my life - standard Gandhi