Gaylor Tang

A lifestyle popularized by do-gooders all across America. Characterized by getting all of your homework done, laughing like a geek, and having an intense crush on Napoleon Dynamite. Also known as Gnag Rolyat.

<Bro1>Dude you want to go "Gaylor Tang" tonight?
<Bro2>Wat?
<Bro1>Yeah, man, I got Napoleon on Blu-Ray, and this Calculus isn't going to do itself!

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C. Gaylor

A guy whom no one has respect for, and is constantly crying, and feeling sorry for himself. A cheating and lying bastard who needs to get a life and a penis.

"Hey he's pretty sad"

"He's just a gaylor."

"No, he's a C. Gaylor"

gaylor

a dumb fuck who doesn’t seem to understand that Taylor Swift is an actual person and likes to continuously speculate on her sexuality even after she has explicitly said she was straight.

most gaylors do not seem to understand that just because they relate to an artist’s music or just because they enjoy that artist’s music, does not make that artist gay themselves.

person 1: damn. that person was being such a perv. and also do they know how insane they sound?

person 2: oh yeah. they’re a gaylor. they always talk about how taylor is a lesbian. they constantly try to “out” her and they say they will unstan her if they ever find out that she’s not actually gay. even though she’s literally said she’s straight.

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gaylor

firm believers that taylor jenkins reid is ell gee bee tee

“so you’ve read tshoeh! are you a gaylor too??”
“omg totallyyyy there’s no way a het wrote that book...