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A "Gerber" is a baby food jar filled with cat urine and allowed to age until semi-solid, and then typically hurled at ones enemies, or enemies of ones friends, or sadly , at people with whom one wishes to create an antagonistic relationship.
Cat's do not emit much urine, so to fill a baby food jar with their urine is a clear indicator of the level of ennui of the hurler...
At the meeting, I knew I was gonna be fired so I reached into my bag, pulled out a gerber and chucked it as hard as I could at the back of her head.
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(adj.) a word used to describe someone who looks or acts like a baby, or is just completely retarded
Shawn C is looking pretty gerber today.
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Gerber is a term used to describe someone who cant hold their liquor/alcohol. Coined from the name of the baby food company of the same name.
the name comes from the appearance of looking like a toddler due to the about of drool you are producing on your face
hey look at charlie! what a Gerber, he can barely walk and i think he shat himself.
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Being easy or very simple. Relating too things you do (Test,Work,Etc.)
Originated in 6th period accounting to refer to a math problem.
Miguel- Yo, Frank how was the chem. test?
Frank- Son, that was Gerber!
Miguel- What flavor?
Frank- Peach you know tastes good but hard to swalow. *Thats what she said =)
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1. Baby food - the real definition
2. Damnit, shit, this sucks
gerber!!!
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When a guy fucks a girl on a baby changing station table, makes her bleed, so she has to wear a diaper
Damn, I gave that girl a gerber and she bled all over the place.
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When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.
Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.