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an upscene abstract object that floats in space. it is large enough for its very own gravitational pull.
Also a nickname for when someone acts like a douche.
you are being so GERDes right now.
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Gerd is a tall, quiet man who can harbour a grudge. Out of the blue he will explode and let his neighbour know why the fuck its not ok to say what they just said. And when he does it will hurt. His best kept secret is his loving heart. I will always wonder why Gerd hides something so pure and true and beautiful. I guess to him his love is holy, thus not to be talked about, shown, communicated, illustrated. Holy is heaven is spirit. The impact of his religious upbringing is self-evident. A force you must respect.
Gerd might not be amused if you offer him the classical chat-up scenario. You know, the sexually loaded, hedonistic approach. Its not deep enough. And Gerd needs deep. Gerd goes and breathes deep. Gerd lives and loves deep.
"Hello Gerd, i heard you like music. I made this playlist just for you. Every song, every rhythm is very meaningful to me and my love for you."
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The phrase you say when another Hurricane Irma comes.
Irma Gerd, it's Hurricane Irma!!!!
A Hicklish way to say "Good Morning"
Lane told the pretty lady Gerd Murnin' to impress her with his hicklish
same thing as OMG
person A : I just found out I"m pregnant!!
person B : Er Meh Gerd