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a form of kick to the nuts which involves 3 people and a sucker in order to pull off correctly.
two people hold the sucker while the third kicks the sucker in the nuts 7 times in 4 sets but the sucker gets 20 seconds to heal before the next set. like this
7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks.
its very painful
Tom's nuts and personality has never been the same since me and my friends gave him the gettysburg adress nutshot.
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It’s a term that gives congrats to Gettysburg.
“Hey man Mad Props to Gettysburg”
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When a woman is having a heavy flow and you give her a cream pie, leaving behind thousands of men to die in blood.
I almost didn’t want to have sex with my girlfriend last night because she was having her period, but I decided to give her a Battle of Gettysburg instead.
The street-name, house-number, etc. where mail could reach Honest Abe while he was staying in Gettysburg.
Dunno why some students find it so difficult to to memorize Lincoln's Gettysburg address --- it was only three short lines:
President Abraham Lincoln
128 Broadway
Gettysburg, PA 17325
Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)
He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.
an expression first used by Donald Trump on the 13th april 2024. read the truly enlightening speech here:
“Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was,” Trump said. “The Battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable — it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow.
Person1: wow that was a great movie!!
Person2: gettysburg, wow.
It's when I put my balls in you then ram rod them in with my own shaft, like a civil war musket.
Dave gave Betsy the old gettysburg grapeshot, now she's in the hospital.