gimme mines

when something stupid or awkward is said by one person, the offended/wierded out person for some reason, immidiately has the right to coursly rub the back of the idiots nech with two fingers in an attempt to hurt the idiot.

1. man that bathroom smells like hooch!
2. what? goose. it smells like goose?!
1. shit man! gimme mines!!

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Gimme Some

"Gimme some"

Notion created to display respect, congratulations, or props to one's fellow man. This act is done by one person pinching all their fingers together and motioning the wrist in an up and down motion with their fingertips pointing upward, while the other conducting a similar motion on the opposite direction. After this process is repeated a few times, several unique variations are done including but not limited to, "giving some" under the leg, with both hands, giving some into one another's mouths (not to be taken in the negative "dirty" connotation), among others. This display of respect has branched from earlier rituals including, giving a fellow man "mad props" and has traces even as far back as the "high-five." However it's exact origin as well as date of discover is still disputed to this day.

Guy #1: I just got some serious poonany.
Guy #2: Word?
Guy #1: Word, son.
Guy #2: Gimme Some!

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Gimme a kiss!

For the love of Christ, do you really need a definition for this?

The guy asked the Hooter's waitress for a kiss. He went home with another hole in his ass.

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gimme the zucc

When Mark Zuckerburg does anything that his followers can meme. Followers continue to meme any robotic movements or thoughts the robot zucc is. He is memed until an error code is enabled on his hard drive. death follows

The lady in the livestream shouted 'gimme the zucc' when Mark Zuckerburg sips water.

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Gimme Mine

When someone does something stupid, someone else says, "Gimme mine," and uses his or her fingers to Indian burn the back of said person's neck. To cancel a stupid act before someone "Get's There's", say "Late!"

"Seth Rogen definatly was not in Superbad..."
"Wow, you're an idiot, gimme mine."

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Gimme kitty

Let's make love. Give me sex.

Come over later and gimme kitty

gimme a second

A commonly used phrase uttered by young children, usually as a response to a parent's request.

Can be very misleading, as the aforementioned second may be upwards of 2 hours long.

"Timmy, you said you'd take out the trash an hour ago."
"gimme a second!"
(several hours later)
"Timmy, it's been longer than a second."
"gimme a second!"

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