hey girly

a text you receive or send about a man cheating

“hey girly i just wanted to let you know that your boyfriend has been texting me recently & i didn’t know he had a girlfriend until i heard from a mutual friend”

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girly laps

Not similar to normal laps around the track. No, they are far different, in the sense that they are more feminine.

Simmons: Just for talking back, you can't do girly laps.
Grif: You've gone blind with imaginary power, Simmons.
Simmons: Oh ho, on the contrary, I think I've gone blind with very real power.
Sister: Seriously, what the fuck are girly laps?!

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girly flop

a girl whom claims to be a girly pop but is really a wannabe, fuck that hoe, stay slutty my girlies 💋 and constantly smells like chest hair

hey look at that girly flop hopping like my dead rabbit!

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girlie men

men who do not fit the accustomed stereotypical portrait of how a man should act. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (R) of California referred to the state Democrats by this moniker as a result of their stalling and refusal to pass his planned budget.

Arnold thought long and hard. He was furious with the state Democrats. How dare they not pass my budget, thought he. He looked over the varied scripts of his films to see if there was a suitable quote in Terminator 3, or Jingle All The Way, or Last Action Hero. But there wasn't. But then he had it.

"I shall call them...", he said, "girlie men!"

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girly boy

Girly boy is the definiton of a cute lad

that domonick is a girly boy

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girlie cum

the warm, tasty liquid secreted by a girl's vagina when one performs cunnilingus

I love when Bunny sits on my face-- that way I can eat more of her girlie cum

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girly-fantastic

1. Conceived or seemingly conceived from some unrestrained girlish fantasy (which may include some/all of the following: sickening amounts of pink, fairies, unbearably cute kittens, multi-colored butterflies, rainbows and glittery/sparkly things)

2. So extremely girly as to challenge belief

3. Term used to describe anything born from the mind of Lisa Frank(c) or engineered by toy companies for girls between the ages of 5 and 12

As I was walking into the mall, I saw a car in the parking lot that was nail-polish pink and spangled with these huge silver stars. If that wasn't bad enough, it had fuzzy pink upholstery, a plush Hello Kitty dashboard ornament, and a huge pink "lipstick kiss" on the rear window! The car was so girly-fantastic I wanted to gag...

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