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A small fat chode, that’s the size of a cucumber
“Damn, That is a girthy dick!”
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The act pulling out your 12 inch schlong and using it as a propeller to commit a terrorist attack
Them: “Yo did you see the local preschool burnt down?”.
You: “Ye, someone committed dirty girthy Gareth
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Why should anyone listen to me? Well, it's that long hard monster brain of mine. That's reason enough. Isn't it?
Hym "Don't you know? Can't you tell!? The size of things dictates our behavior round here. See, the fact that I got this big fat girthy brain means that all the academics should be just a-clamoring to listen to me. And they're right to do it too cus if you're going to listen to anybody it should be somone with a big ole brain."
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When you’ve got a GIRTHY penis.
“Did you see his hog?”
“It’s so girthy!!”
“He definitely has a girthy hog”
Human replica of the ice age turtle
1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you
A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens
Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around
Having a good dick day
Your best . Not unlike a good hair day.
I had a good girthy hang so I took it for a walk down the beach