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Non national day, on March 2nd is when people ask a artist for a request on Twitter or Instagram but if the artist denied that request spam them with “draw them giving birth”
Person 1: give me some request that I can draw
Person 2: draw the “character” giving birth
Person 1: No-
Person 2: draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth
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Backing out a huge turd, the type that leaves you breathless afterwards
I just gave birth to baby jesus, felt like heaven afterwards
Gotta go, need to give birth to baby jesus
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Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen
Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth
does giving birth cause PTSD? the question that many people ask. a question that can only be answered by the child at birth.
does giving birth cause PTSD?
To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.
Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!
Confused Man: What?!
Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.
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Taking a massive shit. Dropping a log. Splitting ya sphinkter. Laying a tird
This morning I during the staff meeting I was late to work because I was stuck in the the bathroom "giving birth to a coppa".
Now go be a good child: get married. Or just get pregnant. Go have your own kids. You are a woman. So go get pregnant and have a few kids. For that is all you’re good for. We only wanted you to just. give. birth. To your future children. As in go get pregnant somehow, then give birth to that child. We just love your children already.
From your mother Mary; Because we were made to be grandparents. Aka WHERE ARE MY ****** GRANDCHILDREN. I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR FOR YOU TO FINALLLY **** settle down and TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN. WHERE ARE THEY? Where are my kids to take care of. Now go do your wifely duties and JUST. GIVE. BIRTH. TO. MORE. FUTURE. CHILDREN. I CANNOT STAND IT. I cannot wait until you just give birth. To my future grandchildren. Hurry it up please to the God of the Bible. What are my children doing when they’re not just giving birth. Being a mental retarded nut case or playing video games on their old …. Yadda yadda yadda
AKA GO BE A WOMAN AND HAVE CHILDREN ALREADY
No go just give birth. Just give birth. X3 then tell me how to raise my future grandchildren.
Now go- just give birth to your children because I already know how many children you will already. Be having. Because I cannot stand you if you don’t want to just give birth. As in quit your job to become a mother like me.