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Non national day, on March 2nd is when people ask a artist for a request on Twitter or Instagram but if the artist denied that request spam them with “draw them giving birth”
Person 1: give me some request that I can draw
Person 2: draw the “character” giving birth
Person 1: No-
Person 2: draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth
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Backing out a huge turd, the type that leaves you breathless afterwards
I just gave birth to baby jesus, felt like heaven afterwards
Gotta go, need to give birth to baby jesus
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Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen
Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth
does giving birth cause PTSD? the question that many people ask. a question that can only be answered by the child at birth.
does giving birth cause PTSD?
To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.
Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!
Confused Man: What?!
Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.
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Luna Loud from The Loud House will have Sully's children.
Luna will give birth
This is a serious saying for sun shower
person -4: ah, the wolf is giving birth!
person 0: bro, take your meds
person -4: The devil is beating his wife!