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A situation where somebody dwells on success.
I'm on my gloat boat over my baseball team winning a big game.
Fascist rude neighbour with a god complex. S.s.s.o.b. Standard Subaru. Sob. Prone to mating with donkey faced pseudo female types. Calmungry boydugikly
Dent head is a real gloat fairy
An annoying person who brags loudly over something stupid or unimportant.
John (playing an online game): "I only have one more zombie to kill, and then I win again. For the fifth time in a row."
Sally (playing the same game): "Shut up, gloat goat, before I stomp your ass."
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When someone brings something up just to seem important and above you.
Often used by lonely people that want to be a part of something. They also want everyone to know they are a part of something and are overexcited about being included, or insecure that they never were included before and want everyone to know they are included without directly telling them.
If the person is clueless gloating about a party, often times they asked to be invited or found out about it and will show up uninvited.
Brian: Jim are you excited about the new promotion that the boss will give to someone?
Jim: What promotion? You were doing that stupid clueless gloating thing.
Douche bag: Dude that party this Saturday is gonna be awesome! Were you invited?
Frank: No, dick.
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When a god damned mosquito gets some of your blood, then persists to fly about your head so that you can't sleep.
That rat bastard is giving me the ole' float & gloat!!!
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ManitobaFEAR on mIRC.
<ManitobaFEAR> AHAHAHAHA
<ManitobaFEAR> i win
<ManitobaFEAR> fuckers
<ManitobaFEAR> fear me
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A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."
Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.
Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."
Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."
Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."
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